I applaud these teams for their cultural assimilation in their new hometown.

I’d like to propose a golf match between Pres. Twitter Dump and Kim Jong-Un. Both say they are excellent golfers, and have such pathological narcissistic egos, they could not back out of this challenge.

What a beautiful capitalist utopia we live in, where an Israeli can create a mercenary marketplace, making terrorist threats at Jewish Community Centers.

RE: Mustard List

Undefeated for 9 years bitch.

This is much more thorough economic study than the city of Gilbert.

‘Skins fans Snyder will bone

Yep. Nothing says “I worship women” like throwing your banana hammock at them and doing the helicopter in their face.

How does this happen?

The Seahawks still want to throw when they should have RUN THE DAMN BALL.

Quality 90's trolling right there.

Many people are saying the President tells the yugest most bigly luxurious lies.

President Twitter Dump

How long has MJ been running the Charlotte Hornets without even sniffing the 2nd round of the playoffs in the weak basketball wasteland that is the Eastern Conference?

Golfer here. I’ll peruse Golf Digest when I have a few minutes to kill. But who the fuck reads Golf Magazine?

How about a grilling show called

Scary Mooch fired, internet commenters rejoice.

Spoiler Alert:

The Answer is...a fucking flake.

Doesn’t that blow your mind? Like, he has to be trying hard to stay in that “shape” after bariatric surgery.