I got that bomb-ass Prevotella filled SHIT right here! $200 for a QP of primo doo-doo!

Not sure he knows about BLM, but he definitely knows about IBS.

“In America, Oliver Stone make conspiracy theory movie about patsy,

I hope this story gains traction in Russia so that his supporters and enemies alike can see what a manipulative, lying, self serving dictator he is.

Here’s a tip: Get a job where you are an actual EMPLOYEE and have employer provided HEALTH INSURANCE and get paid a LIVABLE WAGE.

Don’t let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!

Why hasn’t Donald Trump personally condemned the London mosque attack? I think we all know the answer to that.

The Cinnaminson Challenge:

“FiveThirtyEight found that, when Redditors weren’t commenting in r/The_Donald or other political subreddits, they most often frequented r/fatpeoplehate.”

“When I was younger, it went everywhere. That didn’t work out too well.”

I think my 2nd statement makes it clear I’m not serious about the 1st.

If this is your ICE agent, do not give him $250

“Like the president, I’m not concerned about sea level rise,” he said. “I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.” 

I hope this ordeal has changed this top Republican’s stance on LGBTQ and Gun Rights...

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

Yoenis Cespedes has reserved “LOOK AT MY CAR”

Tiger really needs to get a grip on his drug problem. Erratic driving led him to playing from the weeds, where he hit it in the fine white powder of the bunker. Hopefully he doesn’t splash out into the drink, and instead chases the dragon on to the green and drains a snake with his golf (8)ball.

“Do you have a question, Mr. Sessions?”

He wishes he could look this normal.

The Chinese nationals Wang Dong, 33, and Niu Bang, 25, were detained when immigration police searched their house in tambon Ban Mai Nong Sai.