RIP SNL

If they are to cheap to buy two tooth brushes for two people... do you really think they have annual 6 month dental appointments (for TWO PEOPLE?)?

Mother of god - it's a gray comment logjam!

I know! As someone who due to my genetics needs quarterly cleanings, I can tell you I haven't actually purchased floss or a toothbrush in like, ten years. And if I needed to, you can get a decent brush for a dollar, so by sharing a toothbrush you save. . . a dollar. Shampoo though, why wouldn't you share shampoo…

Dude. V05 and Suave shampoo LITERALLY costs 99 cents. Literally. If you cannot afford to spend 99 cents more often than every 8 months then I...you have much bigger problems here.

You can use the same dental floss, just not the SAME STRAND.

I will personally buy this couple a lifetime supply of dental floss if someone can arrange to have the idea of 'shared dental floss' permanently erased from my memory.

Dear god, buy your own damn dental floss!

yeah... like I said cryptic. He's all like you know what I'm talking about and I'm all like uhhh no I don't!

If you're not doing feminism according to Jezebel's definition of it, you're doing it wrong.

I really don't understand the engagement ring hatred on jezebel. Am I missing something?

I think it was cainer.com. I like that site, but sometimes it's a little too cryptic.

I have had a several spooky horoscope moments. Like, when I got offered a big job outside the country that I had no idea I would be offered, my horoscope that day totally predicted it (on another site). Another time, I had been waiting for a grad school acceptance which was way later than I thought it'd be and my…

But in all fairness to Kim Zolciak that is actually the wig singing and not her real voice.

"You need to give your husband a blow job every day. He should feel like a king."

You should call the hospital where you were born to confirm you have the correct date.

she's not right for me a lot of the times either... yet I keep reading. why? whyyyy?

(And a bit of an asshole.)

HEY JOE, when your partner is tired, rub one out like the rest of us!