My idiot boyfriend is 6'7 and is always at least an entire block ahead of me. I spend my life yelling "JUST HOLD MY HAAAAND."

Poo in front of someone?!?

I still love the part from that segment where he asks the guy dressed as Darth Vader, "Which of these buttons calls your mother to come pick you up?"

I think i'd rather be bald.

I have a total wedding-boner for all of that outfit.

I generally don't give a shit about weddings and especially not the weddings of strangers (re: celebrities) but I agree, she looks great, great style, and is just beaming. She does come across as a really nice person so good for her. She looks so happy.

She really couldn't have looked better. Just perfect.

Same. I normally watch promos for Say Yes to the Dress etc. and think "All of that is ugly". However, all of the many wedding gowns Kelly Clarkson wore were fucking amazing.

I like it more now that I see that isn't a huge lace cuff on her sleeve. Her make-up is perfect.

I'm way too excited when I see sleeves on a wedding dress.

So I normally don't care about wedding stuff. BUT...
Kelly Clarkson's dress/flowers/hair are fucking werkin. I love all of it. Exactly what I would go for if I were to get married. Loving every bit.

Last year for Christmas I treated myself to watching the whole series over again. It was so worth it!

My head just exploded from cuteness. The one that made me crack up hard was the great danes. They just looked so defeated and bummed out and resigned to their big ol fate of no bed.

I don't think there's anyone on earth who gives him a pass for cheating on his terminally ill wife. But this isn't an apology letter, it's an advertisement for her second memoir about her affair with a married politician. You don't have to think the affair was all her fault to think that's gross.

for some people that's what they can afford. I know I can't afford 30+ dollars on salon shit. how about companies don't be dicks?

She is adorable. Her son is adorable.

Contouring seriously needs to be left to the professionals. I'm seeing terrible contouring everywhere now and it is not good.

I REALLY want the fluffy one. And the library.

This times infinity! I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my twenties wishing that my stomach was flatter or my thighs were thinner or my arms were more toned. Looking at pictures of myself back then, they were fine! I like looking presentable, but I no longer give too many shits if I'm "fuckable". And it turns out…

Yeah, but... Chafing. Ugh.