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I'm probably just a terrible person, but I would intentionally misuse "your" with my ex-girlfriend every so often because it drove her bonkers and it was the rough equivalent of feeding a dog peanut butter and being amused at them trying to lick it off the roof of their mouth for 20 minutes. A single "your crazy!"

Malapropisms. Once a crush evaporated instantly when a guy referred (twice in five minutes!) to foliage as "foilage." Another time, someone else lectured me about "the central tenants of democracy."

Super hot, kind of stupid, but seemed to have a good heart. We'd been regularly doing it for about a month when, one morning after a night of drugs and sex having, we were watching the sun rise from his roof. "Pray with me," he said.

bad texting, including but not limited to: grammar issues, excessive use of exclamation marks, no understanding of sarcasm.

Emails or texts that confuse they're/their etc.

Her ex-boyfriend is the one who actually came up with the "Lady Gaga" persona. There's nothing organic or real about her. She's not the only one who has a falsified personality, but stealing from artists is uncool. One of the most jarring was one I actually saw when I was walking past Barney's. You can see the artist

Please, if she lived in Houston she would have committed suicide already.

Oh, honey, come up to Sacramento and then we'll talk.

I'm a lesbian and a person of color. Gaga is not a representative of all of us. She just "likes her gays" and the adulation she gets from a certain segment of gay people (there is no such thing as a gay community). Gaga is a racist, she's transphobic, and she regularly uses slurs against the disabled.

And she generally is a very problematic person in the ways in which she appropriates other people's cultures and calls it being open-minded...

I shudder at the thought of the rage he directs at his loved ones behind closed doors.

If this was some well known republican, everyone here would tear him apart. But he's a vocal liberal, so he will get a pass. I've said he's an asshole for years. He doesn't deserve all the crazy love he gets.

Maybe not immediately - but a Lannister always pays his debts.

They've lost my donation. Unless they're dedicated to finding a cure for alecbaldwin.

I bet Tina Fey is at home relieved a shit that she doesn't have to deal with the media backlash from this latest tantrum.

I was totally willing to believe that Hilaria's tweets were standard PR team posts during the funeral, although I didn't really care. Now I don't care at all. I just know that Alec Baldwin is a dick... And for someone who's supposedly so funny, he really couldn't do anything better than repeat a gay joke? Pathetic and

Alec's got the temperament of an eight year old. It must be his wife's favorite quality about him.

No, no, no. Alec Baldwin was just doing a very public impersonation of Joffrey, an accidentally typed "George" instead of "Ned".

This totally wouldn't have been a problem if he'd insulted a Lannister.

Oh so he was upset at the author of the article who is named, George Stark. I thought there might be a new game of thrones character that I didn't know about.