Aaaaaand I nominate "...only ate the vulva of her owner..." as the most disturbing thing I've read on the Internet.

Indeed it does! So does hot extra-virgin olive oil, actually. Here's what I do:

I feel in many ways, the plastic surgery endemic is a perverted extension of traditional Korean culture and "face." A deliciously ironic word in this particular case.

Given Jezebel's obsession with Koreans and plastic surgery, I'm surprised you guys haven't yet covered the reality show Let Me In (Me In serving as a pun for mee-in, which means beautiful person and usually a term reserved for women)... it's insane. Extreme Makeover on a whole other level.

What is this, the 8th time Jezebel has run this article?

Of the two, I would definitely say the Russell's sexual harassment is worse than Mika's "unprofessionalism." I hate that his sexist and harassing comments are swept under the rug.

Oh, good. I'm glad that she's being asked to apologize to a man who called her a "shaft grasper" and warned her not to lean over in a low-cut top.

Exactly. Everyone is human and flawed. Pointing that out as a statement of fact when someone has died feels just as disingenuous as elevating/vilifying them. The guy's dead, Christ.

“Jim had the ability, unbeknownst to him, to make you feel like everything would be alright if he was around.”

Hehe. If the marriage doesn't last year the proper etiquette is to return the gifts. (This couple clearly doesn't care for such things as manners.)

I'm not sure if it's the first wedding you have been to, but for your next wedding... People give envelopes. I lost out on $200 covering you and your dates plate... And got fluffy whip and sour patch kids in return Just a heads up for the future :)

This knocked the wind out of me. I am so unbelievably sad. He was such an amazing actor and seemed like a cool guy.

Since the K thing is their gimmick, I was prepared for an artfully misspelled name. But why add the "i"? It's the i that's killing me. I would not have minded Kadence. Kaidence, otoh, sets my teeth on edge.

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She'll be sorry when the new MySpace takes off.

Who will protect him from pie now?

Also, judging by the number of stars used, I'm pretty sure he called her a fucking cunt — not a fucking bitch.

Sounds to me like what's ruining their relationship isn't her eating disorder but his...being himself.

I hate him. He sucks.

As a teacher who is nearing the end of yet another very, very long year, this really makes me happy. THIS is why many of us teach and strive to do so much with so little.