I bet he's horrible in the sack. Aaaand his peen is tiny. Wha?

I am the biggest mush and I wish her the best. I only hope this marriage lasts forever.

Some people truly are a lost cause. Oh boy.

Yeah, still don't think I'm missing much. Thanks though.

I bet her jaw is tired. Oh, not that kind of blowing?

No, this is what happens when someone is mentally ill and has a baby.

He must be amazing in the sack. Sorry about the cancer but it's still creepy.

It's a catchy song and people like it. The only reason anyone is pissed is because they didn't make it and thus cash in on the good vibes. Instead of bitching about it, make a better song, jealous bitches.

He kinda blew up after the Grammy performance with Wiz Khalifa. He pretty much killed it.

I don't care how busy you are: if you can't manage to put on clean sheets every week, you're an idiot. A dirty, nasty idiot.

Women feel they don't have an identity when they become a mother (far from it). They need to feel different, special, significant. Jesus Christmas, read a book and get over yourselves (or nonselves as you some of you believe).

The only person making this political is Christine Quinn. Desperate much?

Omigosh, she is just stunningly pretty in that little video. #girlcrush

JRM was hot when Bend it Like Beckham came out. I mean that scene when she opens the door. I just die. But he jumped the shark by the time The Tudors came out. His film choices are just all over the place.

The fear of regret thing is a horrible idea. I do know for a fact, many of my friends have done the exact same thing. And they are all regretting this decision. How's that for irony?

Not at all. I was exactly like you. I didn't want children for the longest time and was happy with the idea of a life without them. And then I hit 36 and everything changed. I don't regret any of it. I'm still childless because I wanted to be in a loving, nurturing relationship with a man who wanted children. I guess…

All I can tell you from my experience is that up until 36, I really couldn't care less. And then I had my 36th birthday and boom, the hormones went cray cray. I am almost 45 now and dream about having a child and becoming a mother. I can't even look at a baby longer than 30 seconds or I start crying. It's bananas.

Having been on both sides of the bully sitch, I can say that I still have tremendous remorse for being so mean and an inferno of hate towards the people who were mean to me. I am almost 45 and it doesn't go away. I also think I'm pretty well-adjusted but I have a million razor-sharp comebacks to all the assholes whom…

Real life is going to be such a letdown.

The very idea that there are heinous pics of me drives the control freak in me, bananas. That being said, I would really try to institute no tech rule at my wedding and just beg my photographer to use tons of filters and soft lighting.