One of my worst issues is that I take really bad, terrible, awful pictures. And I'm not being self-deprecating here. I routinely DO NOT look like my pics. I look so much prettier, younger, thinner, etc. in real life but in pictures, I don't look like myself. Besides food and music, most of my (future, theoretical)…

Can I do a simultaneous eyeroll and yawn? Also how utterly cliche and predictable.

Dear God, I hate that mouthful of horse teeth and that godawful laugh. She's overrated in anything she does.

Looking forward to it!

The idea of cuddling is wonderful but the execution is rarely romantic. At least in my experience. If I am the little spoon, I am always, always nervous that I will fart on my boyfriend when I'm sleeping. And not cute, tiny, little ones either. Also we get hella sweaty - he's a furnace and so am I so we're both sweaty…

Jesus, calm down: It wasn't a suggestion, you dolt. It was a comment about how incorrect the ad was. Also, go fuck yourself.

Um, she needs to lose more than 25 lbs to look like that "after" pic. Eyeballing it, conservatively, she needs to loss another 65 lbs.

Seriously, charisma is overrated. F-this guy.

I'm gonna be a bit hardcore but here goes:

You are right. She does have brown eyes. I remember an old photo of her, pre Friends and pre-nose job. She has transformed herself from nobody you would look at to the "naturally" gorgeous girl next-door look she's perfected.

Is that print ad or a still from the commercial? Either way she is heavily made up on the left. The big difference to my layman's eye is the big forehead wrinkle and the texture of her (still) envious skin. Wow are her eyes blue.

Yep, read that too. I don't think the ostrich approach will work out well for these two.

You're far ahead of the game. /said the never-married, no kids, 44 year-old spinster

I have to say this about this whole concept of finding love under intensely manufactured circumstances for tv: It's not love, it's infatuation. You are seeing the very best of people in the very best of circumstances. Once you take away all of that artifice, you're left with actually having a real conversation - use…

I find it interesting that Chris has chosen to only see selected parts of Des' journey with Brooks - she basically is hiding the fact she was emotionally wounded by Brooks' rejection and he doesn't want to see it. I don't think this bodes well. Also, her reaction to Brooks was really sad. Sad in the way someone who…

This.

I binge-watched the season this weekend and loved it. Crazy Eyes looks so pretty!

I couldn't get past the first epi. It was tortuously painfully drawn out for me. I wanted to like it.

If that's what you call trophy, I'd like to see what you call almost, not quite, i'm sure she has a great personality, looks like.

Poster child for bitchface.