Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

You really think a supervisor made it?

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I’m not going to jump to any conclusions until I have all the facts, but it appears that Eisenhauer made two mistakes. The first is that he senselessly and maliciously murdered a 13 year old girl. The second is that he did not attempt to run from the police.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Wu Ke mistake.

Harvilla said he’d DDT it if it jumped out at him like that.

The only way a baby learns is if you read to it. You’ve heard the old saying: “Give a man a baby, he’ll read for days—teach a man to read, the library still closes at 10 p.m. and he’s not allowed to sleep there, sorry, but those are the rules.”

someone should have informed Mr. and Mrs. Cake of their reproductive options.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

Of note: a capella possession is often scoreless

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”