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“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”
How did he score with James Harden guarding the basket?!
“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…
NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.
It’s safe to say that the Conflicts of Interest Board isn’t #UpForWhatever.
This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.
He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.
She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone
This is the worst comment of all time.
That was the saddest game in NFL history.
I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.
You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.
This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.
No Browns fans can pass the test for a food handler permit.
Every season the NFL puts out an annual report on player safety, helpfully titled the “NFL Health and Safety…
The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”
No wonder the poster girl for Les Miserables is so sad. She’s a Browns fan...
Are we sure that he isn’t a regular Kinja user?
It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.