Personal brand?

They fuck in the kitchen, too.

No.

You may have been. I sure as fuck haven't.

Yes. We're totally cool with the fact you're an idiot.

He was wrong then, he would be wrong now.

"(Captions run from totally wrong to correct usage)"

Doesn't Utah have one of the highest rates of plastic surgery? I know my neighborhood is helping raise the state's numbers.

That dress looks hideously uncomfortable.

Trev, do you need a hug?

We're all made of startdust.

Sadly, this round is so benign that it's almost impossible to work up a good righteous indignation.

Buttercup was the best pony.

Laurie Anderson, here we come!

No.

Move back in with your parents, give them the dog, start over.

Old Yeller.

You are so right.

Just get married.

"Most" is over 50%. The percentage of people who use regularly is far, far smaller than 50%.