Superintendent Ronda Bass, who is "very proud to be known as 'Mama Bear Bass'

What helm? Do you have me confused with Emma Carmichael the future Jezebel editor? And don't you go either! I love people who give me confusing compliments and I bet the grays will be a temporary fix - rather than a long-term solution - now that the rape and torture gifs are back. Hopefully Gawker Media will realize…

Just how I like my recipes: no step-by-step instructions, written over the course of several paragraphs, and with no pictures whatsoever.

You are a horrible writer.

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Sweet! Maybe I can get my mom* some not awful clothes for christmas! Keep us updated?

She got me at "nothing is dry-clean only." Little compares to my disappointment when I glance at the label of a pretty item to see that Satanic script.

I may not be well-versed in Asian atrocities but I know to not name a salad for the Khmer Rouge (Khmer A-rouge-ala?).

tila tequila is a big fan of the Nazis. ignorance like that always amazes me

I also think they know exactly what they're doing. None of this is innocent, as much as we'd like to think so.

Parents, stop. You're not as cool as you think you are.

Am I the only woman who doesn't think pictures of babies are cute? I'd agree with cute animals, maybe flowers and the beach, but babies? Nope. That doesn't boost my mood, it grosses me out.

Dude, just tell her you want to break up with her. Jeez.

So you're basically making the argument that the limited abiltiy for food to be shared with the masses means that the central part of being a chef is not something that can induce mass appreciation thus making the concept of chef as celebrity somewhat void. Interesting argument but a bit fallacious since it relies on…

I am pretty certain there were white women in the mix anyway. I thought it was a cute song, throwaway pop, sure, but still cute. She represented all kinds of dance, didn't seem to be "appropriating" any of it, but rather was just having fun traveling through all the styles. She clearly wasn't in earnest as a hip hop…

Their profit margins aren't growing nearly as well...as in 2009, when people who previously at least maintained the illusion of affluence offered by the casual dining industry had to downscale. Five years and a questionably-effective economic recovery later, those people are getting their fast food from Chipotle and…

Seriously, try the Unitarians