It doesn't matter whether you punch up or down, you're still not doing anything positive.

This attitude will add many years to minority suffering.

Keep it in your Underoos, Butters.

Tell them to stop being such meanie heads.

You're the worst Russian burner I've seen this week. At least point out the hypocrisy of pointing out Russia's flaws while ignoring America's.

So, stop buying beef from producers who use antibiotics in their feed.

Nice headline.

Stealing from Buzzfeed to dish on the website Gawker wants to be?

I think it's sweet that Gawker hires people like you.

I've never done this, but I think I'll start now.

I'm calling your mother. We need to find you a man. Or a woman. Anyone or anything but that Romeo person.

You've met Mario and Shelley, I see.

I want to go with Trout.

Maybe people should just say 'no' once in a while.

I didn't have to try.

He's getting the good stuff. Toglday he has an appointment with the local ortho guy and im about ready to cry thinkkng about getting him down the stairs.

#notbutter'sboner

I would probably just sell his mountain bike and keep the money.

We need to talk.

#justthetip