contrarianistlostherphone
Suspension of Disbelief
contrarianistlostherphone

FFS, get up and walk home. Why in the fuck would you wait for this assbag, let alone spend more time with him?

I suppose we're supposed to applaud her life choices?

It was my hubby. He's doing fine, in a lot of pain. It takes about six weeks to heal, about six months to return to normal.

Someone decided to fall off their mountain bike and crush their pelvis.

I wanted to borrow your mom last week when we were camped out at Universiy Hospital.

You're such an optimist.

Thanks for the link. Grew up watching the F-4s, enjoyed reading about their use as drones.

A friend of a friend? You don't say?

I am so not surprised Jezebel hired that assbag.

Fun!

I believe most conspiracy theorists are intellectually impaired.

Nope, I suck. However, I'm not drawing a paycheck.

You are possibly the worst writer working for Gawker.

I consider myself a helicopter, that doesn't mean I can fly.

Mormons aren't Christian.

I want what you're taking.

No stories or strategies, just wishing you good luck and a successful recovery.

I'm sure.

lol

Sadly, OP lives where this doesnt happen, so she'll be where Moses was when the lights went out.