Right.

Jesus Christ.

You're no longer banging this assbag.

Kirland is comparable with high end name brand products.

It's called "being poor" you dumbass.

Jesus Christ, you big city folk are decadent.

The Midwest, of course.

The Russians traditionally treaed defectors great for a year then like shit for the rest of their lives. Snowden is screwed.

OMG!!!!

Try this: *

You poor thing. Show us where it hurts.

You know, Ebola outbreaks happen in some really pretty areas...

Other than, you know, money.

I enjoyed the first of the amazing spiderman movies, but I won't drop $20 to go see this year's turkey.

Narrowness of focus does not equate to crappy.

I like boobs and explosions. That's no excuse for the rest of the movie to suck.

No, it's because the movies suck.

Pfffft. Everyone knows mom loves dog dick.

My dominatrix friend claims you're a huge fan of horse dick.

No, you shouldn't STFU because you're not a parent. You should shut the fuck up because you're an idiot.