So, they won and now they're suing.

It worked so well for you.

Your user name is a dead giveaway.

How do you know he writes for Gawker?

I'm not sure how to break this to you...

Don't forget the rapidly approaching unspeakable horror.

Once a Slytherin, always a Slytherin.

These stories are goddamn fascinating.

Wipe down your cooler after you use it, you dirty stank.

Boys will be boys.

We say it to irritate people from San Fran.

Is that your euphemism for "the truth"?

Jesus Christ.

You're both irritating.

God, you're a whiny little bitch.

Let him have his big penis fantasy.

You got it.

lol

At least she didn't write this article.

I will continue to begrudgingly like your articles.