I bet you arent.

They aren't real?

This would have been such a stinging comment if I had been raging about typos.

Too late now. He's gone to Wikipedia.

He's okay.

I feel sorry for his partner.

It would have pained me to stop worrying about your apartment search and to start wanting to punch you.

It's a stupid term designed to make twenty-somethings feel spelcial for performing everyday activities.

Where do you work, the seventh circle of Hell?

But it's not a mind "hack". It's just a shitty card that no one wants.

I want to punch you for "mind hack".

Meh.

This is way creepier than a real spider.

Women make up 51% of the population and the last time I checked we have the ability to vote. Blaming this problem on the boogeymen in office is getting a little old, dont you think?

That isn't irony, it is coincidence.

You know I'm going to be watching.

I'm not joking. However, I havent seen either of them.

Neither of which are watchable.

And someone who carries a bindle is a bindlestiff.

*Groans*