Oh, look, someone who hasn't learned to ignore emails.

Anyone who suggests more meetings deserves to be ignored.

We need to talk.

I always get that first part wrong.

Welcome to the English language.

Calling yourself a sexoligist.

"Vamp" and "vamping" have been around for a long time.

The phrase "actual journalist" made me giggle.

Ninety days.

His mom was busy?

Ninety days.

Which one of them are you hot for?

Sorry to be cliché, but hes just not that into you.

Why do people always whine about people discussing on a discussion board?

As if I could have resisted a cute old man.

It has nothing to do with the story. Its just Tracy Egan trying to Buzzfeed her story a little.

Some people are really desperate for clicks.

The wipes away tears thing was annoying. I hate being told how something is supposed to make me feel.

I'm so sorry.

Of course you're dismissing me. I gave you the same advice that your friends did, and they know both you AND Mr. Personality. Don't worry, there are plenty of Internet strangers who will validate your bad decisions. :)