Your friends get a serial killer vibe from him and he doesn't want to fuck you.

Jesus Christ. Really.

You sound like a great person and I wish you luck with this client and her family.

Calm yourself, Butters.

Dude just needs to relax and suck some dick.

I love this thread so damn much.

I want to hug this comment.

Gawker/Jezebel aren't news sites. They are news aggregators. That means they paraphrase just enough to satisfy the lawyers.

Better than anything I've seen you do.

It's called "acting".

I like the lacing better on the v-neck as well.

I like it.

Those mandatory registration laws are a bitch, huh?

This made me laugh for real.

I'm going full Silkwood.

I just got really skeeved out.

Oh, you know it, baby.

Dear Ben Stein,

Don't call me Shirley.

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