contrarianistlostherphone
Suspension of Disbelief
contrarianistlostherphone

Oh, honey, you're expressing yourself! Don't stop now! $

Thank you for being the voice of reason.

You sound angry. Would you like to talk about your feelings?

Noooooooooo! Don't go away! You're so cute! And nonsensical! Our babies will be beautiful!

Oh, don't leave, you're the funnest, smuggest person ever. I think I love you.

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, could you repeat the question?

Tell me more, Doctor Freud.

I just want to take you home and keep you. You just keep getting better and better.

You're so cute in your little self-satisfied bubble.

lol

Your boyfriend still jerks it. Probably while fantasizing about watching porn.

Why don't you just stop doing irritating shit?

Whorearchy?

You're just on a roll today.

Reread your original post, then stop doubling down on your fuckery.

Would you feel that amputees shouldn't model because, gosh, look at how much weight they lost?

This isn't your finest moment as a commenter.

Why don't you have a seat over there?

The term bosslady is really icky.

Yawn.