contrarianistlostherphone
Suspension of Disbelief
contrarianistlostherphone

It's no one's business but their own.

Well, I suppose you could start your own writers workshop site and make up your own rules...

Eat the evidence, Tiffany!

LOL.

I want to be a pretty princess. :(

Nice snark about the people who helped catch the scammer.

#notalldickheads

How much should the award have been, Kelly?

Damn, that is not a flattering pic of Tori Spelling.

You're such a good boy! Erin must love you very much for protecting her from mean old me.

Oh, honey!

It's almost as if you think those things translate to me being wrong.

I think I'm getting her confused with someone from the movie Titanic.

I read it but it all seems so hazy.

I'm not quite sure who she is.

It hurts that they're not interviewing you, doesn't it, dear?

They stole her kitty bank.

Lord God.

You're not so great at understanding the sarcasm thing.

Maybe your coffee should be a little less Irish?