lol

"Ok first of all… please switch Blake's hair with Carrie's legs and vice versa."

Didn't you just do exactly what E! did?

You're a shitstain.

There's a reason they call it the "Devil's Threeway".

Because searching public records is hard.

Oh, right. You're more Internet savy.

Which came first, the chicken or the third nipple.

One of my friends in high school had three nipples. His life is seriously messed up.

But, we're all bored with last month's news cycle.

1. Poignant.

1. Fascinating.

Whores!!!! 1111!!!! 111

It's like watching the "talented" toddler of someone you hate.

You don't read much at all, do you?

Congratulations, you get to spend all eternity with "amusing" flight attendants.

I bet you aren't.

There is a special circle in hell for "amusing" flight attendants.

The best part is that your page clicks pay for it all.

lol