I suppose you haven't noticed that food prices are up across the country?

That's a lot to expect from a foot fetishist site.

Run.

Don't get pregnant until you get married and forget the water birth nonsense.

Monster.

That's my blog. :(

Bananas are the fruit of sadness since I cannot eat them.

Careful, if she ever bothered to read the comments she'll probably ban you.

Pretty sure a BMI of 40 is unequivocal.

He did not. You stop lying.

Just you heathens.

I did it because I love you.

Strong work. I love it when someone is willing to take the unpopular position.

I hung one shaped like a cuckoo clock by my front door to break my dogs from going nuts when someone rang the doorbell. Worked like a charm.

Very, very wrong.

The fact that he wasn't registered makes me all shooty.

You showed remarkable restraint.

The neck tats just scream "douchebag who will steal your purse after assaulting you".

He's more Warren Jeffs hot.

No.