Suspension of Disbelief

contrarianistlostherphone

6/19/14

I believe that your jokes about New Jersey are old and tired.

6/19/14

It is so cute how you follow me around and beg for my attention. No need to beg, darlin', I'm here for you:

6/19/14

We have a backyard and a nice park, thanks.

6/19/14

Thought you might find that interesting.

6/19/14

6/19/14

Self portrait?

6/19/14

What does your miserable existence have to do with anything I'very talked about?

6/19/14

Go troll elsewhere.

6/19/14

Baby, that's nasty!

6/19/14

You do you, snowflake.

6/19/14

My children attend public school and consistently receive high mark for their social abilities and behavior.

6/19/14

lol

6/19/14

"she has instead chosen to leave traditional TV entirely."

6/19/14

lol

6/19/14

You mean the person who asks why people are cancelling their subscription?

6/19/14

Reward the good behavior, ignore the bad. Sounds crazy, but it works.

6/19/14

TMI.

6/19/14

Duh!

6/19/14

I'm old, too. It just seems like a really odd thing to write.

6/19/14

What difference does it make that the employee is in Asia?