I love the swirl.

lol

In many cases, your life.

Nope.

It reminds me of this: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camera_ob…

What's a joke?

I believe that came out of a unicorn's bottom.

Fuck that. Japan is swell, but not that swell.

Why in the world would anyone EVER give up their American citizenship?

I'd just send her his frank and beans.

Weird, I've been married 20 years and never felt that I was doing more than my share.

I knew the third grade was a good idea.

It seems that more men work full time, but interesting theory.

Perhaps he shouldn't have sold the rights to his work?

That extra four plus hours of work each week don't matter, right?

This would work in Utah, and I'm guessing it would work in a lot of other places in America.

That makes sense, it's a legal document, not a video rental card.

Oregon and Arizona are two states that I know of which require restaurants to serve free water to customers. The only time a restaurant would not be allowed to charge for bottled water is if they did not have tap water available.

The use of "left" and "right" coasts makes me want to poison people, slowly and imperceptibly.

I believe that Robert S. is a foot soldier in the world war over water.