If you're not at least perimenopausal, we cross the street to avoid you.

I'll bet you $5 that there's a step-father at home who spends more than five minutes alone with this girl.

They are lazy, lazy ducks.

Errbody needs Jesus. Jesus will tell you.

Pffft, tell this to a kid who wants the slice with the pink rose.

You really do have some serious issues, don't you?

That WAS insane. He almost made it over the truck.

That is one of the best descriptions of corporate culture I've ever heard.

How do you know what sex people were born as without asking?

I would agree with you if the cookie pieces looked more like churros and less like bad cinnamon rolls.

I try to outwit them by offering lots of treats.

If it is , as I believe it's supposed to be, a space dolphin getting a facial, it's working.

I believe she's invented the ice cream sandwich.

That's the noise they make to lure you in so they can eat your face.

The Thomas Crown Affair is so damn good.

Oh, now it's ironical. Very nice.

Let me guess, English is your third language?

Rofl.

Necessity?

Welcome to the spectrum.