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Oh, it'll have you calling The Lord's name before you can sing "The Old Rugged Cross".

I am disgusted that you told this story. I can't believe how little respect you have for members of the foot fetish community. For shame, miss. For shame!

Why can't I have a cool Jewish mom? It's not fair!

You're just aching to get pegged with my Christ-on-the-Cross dildo, aren't you? Or are you looking for a little "Naughty Judas Erotic Asphyxiation" role play?

Yes. This is the one I use when I fuck your mother after Bible Study.

How dare you question the veracity of these stories! They are real emails from real readers!

lol

1. Believable.

Go troll someone else, you're boring.

This isn't an argument. This is me telling you to fuck off.

Maybe consider minding your own fucking business, you meddlesome cow.

What a controlling bitch you must be in real life.

"Do you guys want to share any stories about your tattoos, along with any advice/regrets/warnings that I should think about? Thanks!!"

I love lawyers.

Who said I don't like tattoos?

LoL.

I bet you aren't.

He's gay.

I had to take my daughter to the ER because of the Fisher Price piggy flashlight I bought her. After stitches caused by a toddler flashlight you have to realize that sometimes shit just happens.