14/f/cali

Absolutely.

Mama C's husband is the only sane one.

No, seriously, go fuck yourself.

Run to the best divorce lawyer you can find and follow their advice to the letter.

Those bastsrds in marketing aren't even human.

Oh, Jesus. Shut the fuck up.

Tell your mom to write a book.

I just figured y'all are on the spectrum.

Call them on what? Liking each other?

Don't.

Statistically, lawyers drink more than any other profession. They also have a higher rate of mental illness and suicide.

You would have had to learn to drink more.

Rofl.

I think what you really mean is "just because you are using the word to equate it to reality"

Of that I have no doubt.

They both just want what's best for you.

Fine. But we all know lawyers aren't really doctors.

Oh, I get it, you're being sizeist. Well, fuck off, you bigot.

How the fuck is that ageist?