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The ones who claim to be doctors aren't the only ones who are douchebags.

This just in: people on the Internet occasionally make innocuous comments in response to comment other people have made.

I bet you believe your boyfriend when he tells you five inches is really eight.

No shit. And a lawyer is a lawyer before the bar exam. Neither one of them is able to practice their profession until they complete the tasks enumerated. Do, please, try to keep up.

The point you're missing is that some do and that they are douchebags.

I believe it's fair to say the woman bringing this suit is blinded by greed.

What's confusing me is that you think three years of rote memorization and one two day test is the equivalent of four years of med school and two-to-seven years of residency.

Ahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, lord. Are you one of those lawyers who think you have a doctorate?

You're an asshole and I feel terrible for laughing at this.

#notallpitbullowners

7/10

How many of those bites result in death?

Yes. Don't engage this guy.

My dogs and cats get along just fine. Yours probably will as well. They'll figure it out for themselves.

I'm so sorry. It will get better, I promise.

Have a turkey dinner and a Spanish Coffee at Huber's, Portland's oldest restaurant: http://hubers.com/index.php

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