I would have stabbed the stupid jackass right in the face. He's a user with zero empathy, dump him.

Puke on her cleaning cart instead.

Same thing.

Fuck the assholes who can't read.

Step 1. Chapstick

I'm almost certain those are the actual ingredients of the two Budweiser products in question.

I really can believe this happened in Connecticut.

I saw the movie, haven't watched the video yet.

It made the unforgivable mistake of being boring.

Whoa! You're taking kinky to a whole new level, cowboy. Let's just put it back in your pants and pretend this never happened.

It's Margaret Mead porn.

That I'm a singer? I'm not, really.

LoL.

How is that trolling?

Some people are able to work humor into their articles, some people aren't. Only you are able to decide if you can or can't.

It's not an honorary title anywhere. It simply has no legal meaning in the United States. She can call herself pretty much anything she damn well pleases, as can anyone else.

lol

No, I'm saying that I'll pray for you.

Further deponent sayeth not.

lol