Remove the beam from thine own eye...

You're so cute. Yes you are. Yes you are!

I think it would help if you read the Old Testament in The Bible.

I think you've answered your own question.

Between your name and this answer I think I love you just a little bit.

The funny part is that you can't see it even while you're doing it.

Yup, lots.

Rick? Is that you? You owe me $40.

Oh, God. We already have one smug, untrustworthy person in the family, why would someone want to marry another?

Oh, there's shame there, she just doesn't know it.

No one says "bollocks" in Texas. Or, anywhere else in America for that matter. We would say "balls". Which doesn't have the same connotation.

I'm neither a guy nor interested in online dating.

A whole dating site filled with guys who have been friend zoned. Where do I sign up?

If he's so great, why isn't she dating him?

I so want to make a joke about having a cold one.

These are getting kind of old.

Lol.

Welcome to Jezebel.

I'm sticking around for the boob pics.

Oh, for the love of God. Does no one bother to read all the comments in the thread before they add their two cents worth?