I'll hold your purse.

I'm not saying crazy stuff doesn't happen. I'm saying that I'm fairly positive that THIS crazy stuff didn't happen.

I'd say other people take my name way too literally.

Nope, sorry. I'm not playing that part in your narrative, no matter how much you want me to.

That's the link to review it when it comes out. ;)

No, it was a made up fantasy that never happened.

He "threw" the pitcher at a window. With such little force that neither the pitcher or the window broke.

UGHHHHH NOOOOO I BOUGHT SEASON ONE ON DVD LAST YEAR I STILL HAVEN'T STARTED WATCHING, WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?!!!!?

Ummmmm... No one was hurt and they had left the premises. I mean,I suppose we could make up another part of the story about the couple being terrorists on their way to blow up a kindergarten class, but unless we do, there was absolutely no justification for the assault.

None of which is cause for someone to kick him in the back then place him in a judo hold.

Stop him from doing what?

Curses! You have uncovered my evil plan!

I would have described the stream of warm pee running down my leg.

Somebody at Disney is getting a promotion and a raise. That's some "out of the box" thinking.

The Jurassic Park deer in the headlights thing is where my headache started to get worse.

Naw, I enjoyed stories two and three. The first one just made my headache worse.

Oh, hun. We can't all be a toadying lickspittle.

Let's hope you feel better now that you got that off your chest.

I'm not very credulous? I don't try to hide my good looks? I question stories that are resolved with flying kicks from ninjas? Your mom thinks I'm a gentle lover? I don't know, you tell me.

Maybe, maybe not.