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It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

Me too. They both are/were total fascist hubris maniacs - who perpetrate the *actions* of monsters. They are devoid of human empathy - disconnected from what makes us human. Don’t buy the whole, “we should just have more compassion for them” thoughtline. People like this *eat that up*, they game it to increase their…

You need to watch the southern bridal shows to really appreciate the art of successfully paraphrasing, “that thing is ugly as fuck and I wouldn’t dress a dog in it.” into a socially acceptable statement that still allows you an out, but doesn’t cause the bride to dissolve into hysterical tears. Seriously, watching…

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

The power of Aqua Net compels you.

The Kissin’ Kittens Klub! It's got a super fun acronym too!

I’d fire her- there’s just no excuse for that degree of technological incompetence.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

She’s clearly perfectly healthy, I’m just saying it’s ironic that Tiegs trotted out the rule of having a 35" or slimmer waist against Graham, and Graham actually has a 30" waist. Tiegs is way out of range on her perception of bodysize. Maybe that’s just from working in the industry too long. Or, maybe she’s a jealous…

So full disclosure- I don’t fucking understand how weight works at all. I'm not a doctor like Ms. Teigs here. I know that different people have different shapes, metabolisms, and different health issues that may be effecting their weight. But in the end really, it SHOULD BE that yes, eating right and exercise will…

My first thought was mixxing up Cheryl Tiegs and Cheryl Hines and I just started playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head when I read the tweet.

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Well someone had to say it.

My grandmother got these catalogs. The clothing looks exactly like you’d expect women who are offended by women’s equality to like; square, depressing, boring, expensive, ugly-ass shit. It’s clothing for people who hate themselves.

fuck their ‘what is your dream’ campaign fuck all this

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