It actually stands for G.arbage O.fthe P.eople.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

Whelp, looks like I'm just gonna have to continue never going to South Dakota again.

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.

don’t you mean wombmen?

And the most important - they shouldn’t be wimmen.

C’mon guys, cut her some slack. Do you know how much traveling you have to do to find enough dalmatians to make into a coat?

You guys, I am pregnant, and I’m trying to be a reasonable person about this, but I am FREAKING OUT. I know they say it’s “unlikely” for it to spread to the states, but c’mon, who believes that really? I live in TX which is way too close to Mexico for my comfort. Pardon me while I sit inside my house in a beekeeper…

Jesus. Can you imagine if it really does take ten years, and spreads during that time? And the best way of dealing with it is just telling women not to get pregnant? Just a whole lost generation.

“What else do I need to do?...”

So sweet. This brings a tear to my Crazy Eye.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I'm pretty much allergic to sports, but now I have an answer if someone asks me what my favorite team is

I wish I could have little hens in my (non-existant) backyard! I wouldn’t eat them, only love them <3

“As you are now, so once was I

I got it from Trailer Park Boys. Watch that show enough, and you start using Rickyisms like “worst case Ontario” left and right.

I adore him so much. He’s a very talented comedian, and I loved him before he got the ball rolling on the Cosby thing. I agree with Patton that he’d have done just fine without the Cosby situation blowing up, because he’s just that damn good. But he got two birds stoned at once here- bigger exposure for himself (even…