This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

MST3K Turkey Day Marathon. http://www.avclub.com/article/mst3ks…

I lived with my parents after grad school and sent the $30,000 I would have spent on housing to Sallie Mae instead. Helped out with my ailing grandparents while I was there.

I had a mini-meltdown over a shitty client today (I work at a personal injury law firm), but I'm going to resolve myself to complain about them less. Are my clients stupid and often mean? Yes. Do they have unreasonable monetary expectations re: their claims? HELL YES. Do I still get to take 30% of their…

They'd better not fuck it up because I want them to also make A Wind in the Door because A Wind in the Door is AMAZING.

STRIP MANCALA. I'M DYING.

I'm gonna need more information here. Are we talking no flat sheet but still using a fitted sheet? Because I'm about to faint while clutching my pearls if people are just sleeping on their mattresses like frat boys

Will I need a pen??

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son