When I was about 2-3, I went everywhere with my mother, pretty much, except one time my dad took me to the bank and the bank teller said, "Oh! You're here with your dad today!" And Little Asshole Me said, "Yeah, I'm not particular." Good to know other kids were making adults uncomfortable as well :)

I still have a very nearly empty bottle of Bath & Body tiare flower shower gel that I used the summer I realized I was gay. I can't bear to finish it or get rid of it because it's no longer made and it's become so strongly associated with the memories of that time and the girl I was in love with but doomed to fail…

DISCWORLD. God, I love that series. I'm not well-versed enough in science fiction to know how much of an impact it's had on on the genre, though. I wonder if Good Omens might have had more of an impact than Discworld?

Fuck the person who made you cry. I try to tell myself that shitty people say shitty things because they feel shitty themselves, but 1) that's no fucking excuse, and 2) I don't know if I even believe that anymore, because I've seen some incredibly nasty people who seemed pretty damn pleased with themselves. I have…