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I lived with my parents after grad school and sent the $30,000 I would have spent on housing to Sallie Mae instead. Helped out with my ailing grandparents while I was there.

I had a mini-meltdown over a shitty client today (I work at a personal injury law firm), but I'm going to resolve myself to complain about them less. Are my clients stupid and often mean? Yes. Do they have unreasonable monetary expectations re: their claims? HELL YES. Do I still get to take 30% of their…

They'd better not fuck it up because I want them to also make A Wind in the Door because A Wind in the Door is AMAZING.

STRIP MANCALA. I'M DYING.

I'm gonna need more information here. Are we talking no flat sheet but still using a fitted sheet? Because I'm about to faint while clutching my pearls if people are just sleeping on their mattresses like frat boys

Will I need a pen??

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son