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Why does the art direction look like it crash-landed in a time machine sent from 1985?

Specifically, this looks like the sort of assembly-line, cut-rate stuff that Filmation and Hannah-Barbara were putting out in the late 70s - late 80s. By 1994, Disney TV animation had already given us Duck Tales, Rescue Rangers,

You know what else we did back then, Judy?  Died at 40.

You are very bad at reading anger in text, apparently.

It’s almost like different people play DnD in many different ways and having new tools is an optional thing for those who like to play it that way!

I will continue to use DnD Beyond for character sheets and nothing else, because that’s how *our* table plays.

Jesus Christ.

Conservatives don’t ever seem to consider or mention that the vast majority of unwanted and unloved children go on to lead anything but great and inspiring lives.”

That’s because they don’t care.

Dating apps are actually the worst thing that ever happened to dating and the sooner people figure that out, the better for everyone as a whole.

This is frankly just more staggering proof that capital-G “Gamers” are a tiny minority of the actual population of people who play games. They think of themselves as being Legion, but in reality they’re just the loudest. Effecting nothing.

I’d put real money down on the idea that 95 percent of the Apex player base had

Step one for lonely men is to get off of dating apps. Those things are designed to keep you single, full stop. Every single one of them. The companies behind them don’t make money if they are actually effectively matching people together. Men make up more of the online dating population, so you already start behind,

Sudeikis has done nothing wrong here.

You are REALLY stuck on this point and I can’t figure out why.

It doesn’t matter that he tried to direct it.  Process servers do whatever they feel they have to do to serve.  There’s nothing Jason could have done here.

What he requested is pretty meaningless because that just isn’t how it’s done. At all. Even lawyers don’t really control it.

Oh you can TRY, but it just doesn’t work out that way.

Precisely this.

The GOP dog caught the car. A great many of them never thought they’d catch it, and now the party doesn’t know what to do with it, as a whole.

Our best case is seeing more stories like this start happening.

This is a great point.  There’s always this rush to classify characters in terms of our own reality without taking into account the world said characters actually inhabit.

There’s nothing particularly mean here (a rarity on Jez these days), just sadly pretty factual. Beanie was wrong for the role, and you can argue pretty persuasively that reviving Funny Girl was a bad idea from the outset.

I really don’t think Lea is going to save it.  She might briefly stave off a closing date, but

This is a weird-ass take.  Are you feeling OK?

You came in and made a disingenuous rant and are now accusing other people of being “upset”.  Ok, sure buddy.

While I appreciate the ingenuity, this has a lot of problems.

Mockery is actually exactly how you are supposed to combat fascists.

Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, Emily?

Doja is an adult, messaging a child actor, asking him to help her sleep with his adult co-star.

THAT is what happened here.  Fuck right off with this horrible take.

By the way, this kind of attitude and lack of self-awareness is precisely why the right is winning right now. Because god forbid we on the left stop and think for 2 seconds about how our arguments are perceived.

Oh, we shouldn’t have to do that?  I agree.  Doesn’t matter though, because this is reality and it’s where