Who the fuck are you and why did you skip breakfast?

First of all, fucking read. None of your wild speculation was in anything I said. I did not say that I, personally, am going to go out and throwbrick, SUNSHINE. I said that at this point revolution is the only way back.

And History actually agrees with me. Whether or…

A minority party that has managed to cling to power only because our electoral system wildly favors them.  They think it means they have majority support.  It isn’t even close.

Full-scale revolution at this point is the only thing that will stop what’s happening.  America is done.

The Supreme Court has always been bad.

Why?  They’re going to sweep the midterms at this rate.

I sure do!  Boy that was pretty stellar advice huh?  It isn’t like elections have consequences or anything!

They’re going to sweep the midterms because the left doesn’t vote.

The only reason companies drop the price of games is because they stop selling well enough. That doesn’t happen for Nintendo very often, so there’s no reason to do it. The idea that a title “should be” X price ignores that the only reason they hit that low is trying to squeeze the last drops of blood from a stone.

Mario…

$20 drops are fairly common for sale windows for Nintendo. They just never go any lower than that.

With all the changes they’re making to this I’m with it BUT if Cid isn’t in this one, I’m out.  Show me Cid dammit!

This is the one.

1,000 worlds will be a modding DREAM since it’ll be really easy to create locations via mods that don’t conflict with hardly any others and run a ton of them.

“Bethesda Game: Space Edition”

I am genuinely baffled by this comment section. “Bethesda Game: Space Edition” is exactly what everyone knew was coming from day one. It’s what Bethesda knew they were developing, and it’s exactly what a pretty big portion of their core audience actually wants.

How is any of this…

Cite sources please on the relative sizes of those communities.

Eh, this is pretty common for Broadway, honestly.  Shows have TONS of producers but the rules only allot a certain number of “slots” for producers to actually receive a Tony if their show wins, so usually the bigger “names” are put in those slots in order to help drum up more business for the production.  It’s a…

Sorry you feel so guilty, man.  I hope this coping mechanism is working for you.

This is an ad, not an article or “chat”.

Jesus Christ, Kotaku.  I hope all of you know where you’re heading when this ship finally sinks for good.

Holy shit are you concern trolling an “I Quit” notice?

Maybe go for a walk, get outside for a bit.  Reflect on what brought you to this moment in your life.

DTF is definitely not “Gen Z” slang. That’s been around since the mid-aughts. Late Millennial at best.

They aren’t even trying here anymore.  The writing is on the wall, so to speak.  I suspect Jez will be gone by this time next year.