Yeah we should probably stop doing useless shit like art also.  Good call.

So either the Brewers somehow edge the Dodgers or I have to root for the heat death of the universe in the world series.

This very website white knighted her WELL past the expiration date, in fact.

The Office was the Right Show at the Right Time.

So many attempts at reboots of classics don’t understand that principle. Right Show. Right TIME.

That’s usually a huge part of what makes classics, classics.

Cultures re-imagining ideas, stories and music from other places is literally how cultural progression works and always has.

Without it, everything stagnates.

*“Okay, bitch, and?” isn’t attacking her.*

It very much explicitly is. “Okay, bitch”...really? That’s not an attack? Calling a woman a bitch isn’t an attack?

No one said “heap effusive praise upon Ms. Swift”. You know there aren’t two settings on the dial, right? It isn’t “Praise forever” and “Call her a bitch and drag…

Which is not a pledge of allegiance?  Your weird attempt to equivocate is just that: weird.

What the fuck is this?

Are you off your meds?

John Mulaney is Spider-Ham.

Done.  That’s all you had to show me.

“Time to create a new type of economy that doesn’t rely on human servitude.”

Yeah that’s not going to happen without years upon years of dystopian collapse.  We simply aren’t prepared for it and won’t be.  There will probably be a rather bloody fight over it. 

Except the headline is accurate?

There IS a myth that sports somehow creates great men.

But time and again we see that isn’t the case.

It’s dire, but not quite THAT dire.

There’s an Occam’s Razor to all of this, and at the very least it’s a problem that will have fixed itself in 10-20 years:

Baby Boomers

Boomers are 95 to 99 percent responsible for the flaming crater we are mired in, and their last act before mercifully shuffling off this mortal coil is…

If Tom Hanks turns out bad, I think the planet needs to be done. I won’t be able to handle it.

Please.  Please never let that happen.  Please be just as good as you appear to be, Tom.  Please.

“I think it’ll be a pretty dirty day for big Mason — he’s going to go from chocolates to boiled lollies pretty quickly,”

This is the most baffling sentence I have ever read that is constructed 100 percent of words I recognize and know the definitions of.

Al is the best pure musician in the business and his band is one of the best there’s ever been in terms of pure talent.

His arranging skills are off the charts, and his originals are meticulously crafted.  The insane skill is evident when you really break them down.

Because he wanted to base his performance on Vedder?

It’s literally in the article.

“It doesn’t pay to attack your customers.”

Just so we’re clear, Adding Women Characters = Attacking Customers.

Got it. 

Your original comment had no substance, so why would you expect one in response?

This is a good comment. There’s a deep psychological thing at play here and it has a LOT to do with how we raise men.

Our entire society, including our *entertainment* has brought men up with this idea: Women are the gatekeepers of sex and are looking to withhold it for any reason, and getting through that barrier is…

“Shit like this makes me feel guilty about reading gossip blogs/sites, which indirectly help perpetuate this sort of harassment.”

Yeah you should probably stop doing that.