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“Late Night” on NBC is a curiosity in the sense that the two former stars of the show, Letterman and O’Brien, were unquestionably at the the peak of their comedic talents while on the show, and leaving it caused a downturn.

Of course, both got screwed by NBC in slightly different ways, but that show is special, it

The culmination when Norris showed up at the top of the stairs and they had like a minute-long stare-down, and Norris reveals he has a Conan lever was just amazing.

Did you not pay attention to anything happening in the game at all or did you really just need to stretch the word count on this one?

A generation of dying old people has fucked us, yes.

The Baby Boomers are the worst generation in the past 100 years.

Nope.

And that’s why the dems have been losing lately. They hold their people accountable.

The GOP doesn’t.

The number of creepy dudes vehemently defending this in the comments is unsurprising on a Kotaku article, but still creepy as fuck!

Yes.

Specifically they’ve nixed the whole “Myers and Strode are siblings” angle.

Eh, not really.

This was a calculated move, yes, but not in the way you think.

Nike understands that, as a multi-national corporation, the threat of losing the Angry White American Conservative market is frankly peanuts compared to the upcoming younger demographic that leans overwhelmingly liberal when it comes to

Ah! A volunteer!

Everyone, Matt is going to take care of adopting all the babies now.  Don’t worry anymore.

I found the problem.

It’s you.

“Aziz Ansari has quietly begun performing standup again after a much-criticized Babe.net story about a woman who said he made her feel sexually pressured during a date.”

I just can’t bring myself to be as up in arms about Aziz as I am about basically everyone else on the list, ESPECIALLY C.K. 

If you don’t know what to expect from a Tim Rogers review by now then welcome.

I don’t quite understand the casting decisions here.

Yeah it really is the worst and it’s going to hurt the gameplay for me, sadly.

I’m hoping someone, anyone, manages to mod in at least some better-sounding samples.

Yeah, it’s a pretty huge disappointment to be honest, especially for me since I tied music into the gameplay experience so closely.

My biggest problem with it is that frankly the score isn’t all that great even when accounting for the poor midi samples. The overworld theme is kind of obnoxious and in general the music

Probably football should die, though.

Jesus fuck am I tired of being told how I need to feel about John McCain, one way or the other.

Moore played bond into his *60s*...and it was a ridiculous mistake then. But that was the 1970s for you.

I honestly don’t understand why this game even has lore to begin with. What’s the purpose? It’s a team shooter that doesn’t go outside that box. There’s no real need to have complicated backstories to these characters.

Is Blizzard planning to do something else with the property? That’s the only way this makes any sense.

“Entry Level Job

Three Years Experience Required”