I *love* vaporware. Count me in.

Bad form, Keith. Penn State has done more for cancer research than just about any other university in the country.

BEACH MODE

Notably missing:

Let's be real. We are all secretly waiting for this.

If you gave a laughable bank account, you don't have 850 to drop on a single tool and you probably don't have the time to tear into the heads of your BMW while working 2 jobs. TTAC was right.

Perkins Enhanced Dong. Was the key to his success.

In that they're universally ignored and the cause of much consternation that they are... yes, they are.

The best response is to just back the fuck up.

It's about ethics in Suzuki SX4 journalism

He forgot the most important part. Make sure you tires don't have a 1.5 PSI difference. You may lose control as a result.

Hahaha, now that's a movie I'd go see,

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

Makes no sense, the GT is competing against a Beetle, not a Rabbit.

The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.

You'd think as a member of the Browns, he'd be tired of all the booze.

Interesting, but the MPGs is what matter the most...

If it is a PSA they should add that IF you are going to film your kids while driving to do it in landscape mode.

It was even uglier in the stands as the Memphis and BYU coaches' wives carried on the violence. outnumbered 6 to 1 the Memphis wives didn't stand a chance