UGH Mumford and Sons.

100% this.

Pretend I posted the fire emoji over and over here

I thought so, thank you :)

Probably; I have a hard time identifying jokes that aren’t actually funny.

Provably false; I’m shitting my pants as I walk to work right now.

I agree. I grew up in NC and I am very ashamed.

What if I have to do a number two???!

How will this law stop that? Do cops frequent the bathrooms you visit? Should they check your genitals at the door to make sure you don’t go into the wrong room and do absolutely nothing but use the bathroom?

Uhh, Cool and Good, obviously.

Gawker articles are full of typos and grammar problems that are rarely corrected; pointing them out in the comments is white noise.

Yeah, what Kinja really needs is more commenters pointing out typos.

What up fellow downtown DC-er, Farragut Square 4 Lyfe

I am now!

Good point. I guess it’s not like I’m trying to get down there anyway, but working downtown really sucks lately.

This thought makes me sad

I’m really hoping a staffer has a bit too much to drink and says more about this than they otherwise would...

If your kid makes it to 6th grade and still believes in Santa/the Easter Bunny, then it’s too late, you need to forget about them and move on.

As a DC resident, I’d like to request that no one do this. Please.

I’m planning on getting diabetes personally, you could try that