Seriously! It is the running joke in our family and between our mutual close friends that he is the only person 30 and above that still treats his birthday like it is a national holiday. If it gets him and his family to come back every year though, we can all go along with it which is what we do. 

Sounds like you’re an only child....

My older brother is quite the high-strung dude: a doctor before he was 30 (chief resident no less), good-looking wife who is a nurse, three beautiful daughters before he turned 31, you know the whole 9 yards. Anyways, I took a more methodical approach and finally got my shit together, married the girl of my dreams,…

Yes, that divisional round win erased everything...

If this were the PGA, a hobnobbing fan would call the authorities and get Cam Jordan suspended for illegally sending alcohol through the mail.

Sage...?

The fact that one of those two teams will move onto the divisional round is just astounding.

Did you mean Jim McCown?

As a person that has a pulse and working eyeballs, this picture will always be good for a laugh. Especially in response to a person that ends their out-of-place lukewarm take with “... , moron.”

Just make it a fastball, otherwise he’d swing right through it.

If any one of those constitutes an assist, then I am indeed sir Miles Davis.

Bojan Bogdanovic; more like, Bojan BigBoner-ovic

Why go to fantasy camp without the hookers and blow?

Substance = dirty underwear of female employees

He should be talking about Pizza Barn in Princeton, MN

Free Ndudi Ebi !!!

30+ minutes a game? You clearly do not watch Twolves basketball. We had 3 guys over 40 mins before the start of overtime last night. They showed a stat about the overall percentage of total minutes starters have played this season: