Can't tell if seriously instructing other people how they should use the internet, or trolling for attention...

Jason,

Now I have a solution. When at work, actually go do some work, and don't browse the internet.

Your employee should stop dicking-off at work and you should stop being such a prude

Leonard Ball sounds awesome.

SR20 or GTFAC

She's slowly getting better. We were on a longer trip and she looked into her mirror and saw a trooper with his lights going - she flipped out and didn't know if she was being pulled over or not. I told her to get the fuck out of the fast lane and he shot right by us. "See? This is why you don't park in the left…

Sounds like a good idea to me, but I've got two children and a wife of 51 years, and I have 9 grand kids. I can't afford another birthday.

Can you adopt me?

Congratulations, Mr. Straightsix9904 on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a VW which this lovely lady will deliver to you when she finishes her body wash.

Literally the only thing I could think of. I tried to make my comment more insightful or thought provoking but failed.

Leadbull Its been nice knowing you !!

Wow. Besides South Korea someday, I want to go to none of these places.

At first I thought there were incorrect notes, until I realized the piano was actually playing the music AND the sound effects at the same time. Wow. Wonderful!

No, that requires effort. Losing weight must something people can do without effort.

... or you could eat right, walk thirty minutes a day, and watch your calorie intake.

Everyone reply and bump this one to the top. Best point made in this entire discussion.