I hope you go to jail and lose your license for life before you kill someone you fucking moron.

Fuck you, asshole. One of these days, you're going to kill someone, and it will be all your fault. I'm sure you know that the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of traffic fatalities are because of fucking assholes like yourself, drinking and driving. How many kids have been run over because of assholes like you? How many families…

Don't drink and drive. You're being an idiot. I should know, I used to drink and drive like an idiot too. If you can't muster up any care for everyone else on the road, you should at least stop drinking and driving for selfish reasons. The consequences are significant and sometimes life long. Anything can go wrong in…

will this be the first recorded instance of the germans using the word fun instead of precisely effective?

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Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! No.

Not a single second worth of car noise. Wow.

I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.

"Hey, I think I got this Kinja thing figured out."

My rapping skillz are admittedly weak, but thanks for showing us some love here Jalopnik. In our next Car Throttle video, we'll be channeling some Eminem. It's bound to be horrific!

1 ingredient Ice Cream.... suitable for those that can't do dairy....

You're being followed by Jalopnik now, so your comments will be gray no more. Vaya con Dios. Don't abuse it.

I see you. I can't be the only one that reads the gray comments.

There's no point to being clever when your post is still grey after more than a day...

This trend, where people would mount tiny spoked wheels, and then have them stick way out past the fenders. This trend didn't last long, possibly because the owners realized quickly just how daft it was, but likely because all of their axles broke within the first month of fitting them

Fuck you

I'd dismiss this if I didn't want to use it as an example of what's wrong with the front page commentariat. Easy on the 'roids, man.

Must destroy seedbot!

And by "has to" he means "has to get paid" so farmers can't plant from the seeds that their own produce makes naturally and have to keep re-buying seeds from Monsanto for every round of crops they want to plant.