SR20 or GTFAC

She's slowly getting better. We were on a longer trip and she looked into her mirror and saw a trooper with his lights going - she flipped out and didn't know if she was being pulled over or not. I told her to get the fuck out of the fast lane and he shot right by us. "See? This is why you don't park in the left…

Sounds like a good idea to me, but I've got two children and a wife of 51 years, and I have 9 grand kids. I can't afford another birthday.

Can you adopt me?

Congratulations, Mr. Straightsix9904 on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a VW which this lovely lady will deliver to you when she finishes her body wash.

Literally the only thing I could think of. I tried to make my comment more insightful or thought provoking but failed.

Leadbull Its been nice knowing you !!

Wow. Besides South Korea someday, I want to go to none of these places.

Everyone reply and bump this one to the top. Best point made in this entire discussion.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

I hope you go to jail and lose your license for life before you kill someone you fucking moron.

Fuck you, asshole. One of these days, you're going to kill someone, and it will be all your fault. I'm sure you know that the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of traffic fatalities are because of fucking assholes like yourself, drinking and driving. How many kids have been run over because of assholes like you? How many families…

Don't drink and drive. You're being an idiot. I should know, I used to drink and drive like an idiot too. If you can't muster up any care for everyone else on the road, you should at least stop drinking and driving for selfish reasons. The consequences are significant and sometimes life long. Anything can go wrong in…

will this be the first recorded instance of the germans using the word fun instead of precisely effective?

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Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! No.