Not a single second worth of car noise. Wow.

I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.

"Hey, I think I got this Kinja thing figured out."

My rapping skillz are admittedly weak, but thanks for showing us some love here Jalopnik. In our next Car Throttle video, we'll be channeling some Eminem. It's bound to be horrific!

1 ingredient Ice Cream.... suitable for those that can't do dairy....

You're being followed by Jalopnik now, so your comments will be gray no more. Vaya con Dios. Don't abuse it.

I see you. I can't be the only one that reads the gray comments.

There's no point to being clever when your post is still grey after more than a day...

This trend, where people would mount tiny spoked wheels, and then have them stick way out past the fenders. This trend didn't last long, possibly because the owners realized quickly just how daft it was, but likely because all of their axles broke within the first month of fitting them

Fuck you

I'd dismiss this if I didn't want to use it as an example of what's wrong with the front page commentariat. Easy on the 'roids, man.

Did you really assume that I meant it could get 29 mpg while doing zero to 60 mph in 3.8 seconds? Because I don't think anyone else did.

Congratulations, Mr. DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane, and Mr. Cesariojpn, on today's COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lamborghini which this lovely lady will bring to each of you when she's finished with her body wash.

Since it gets trashed almost daily on here and is the brunt of several running gags, I think we owe it to the Toyota Camry. YOU GOT THE STONES?

I own a Dark Highland Green 2008 and I absolutely LOVE it. And you're right. People are far too crazy about modifying them. I've done a few very small, tasteful things to the exterior and interior (albeit nothing I couldn't reverse within 5 minutes to make the car totally stock again). When I first bought the car, I…

Article correction: There was only 1 year, 2001 for the first generation Bullitt. There was no 2002, though that is a somewhat common misconception.

Something that's always bothered me about credit scores is how "age of credit history" is such a big factor. How is it my fault if I haven't been alive long enough to accumulate years and years worth of credit history?

I mean, really.

Drove it off the lot.

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking…