Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

I live my life by a simple code:

yeah, it’s not like it’s ever specified who or what’s gonna die. could be the death of love. or their sex life. or their pet hamster. who knows?

The swimsuit issue is now just ascii boobs, between pages of motor oil ads. 

“‘Maybe she hadn’t realised [sic] what was happening. Or maybe stuff like that happened all the time and she was used to it,’ John writes.”

“realised [sic]”, uh that’s how British people like Elton John spell realized.

Can’t wait.

remember how dang big pc game boxes were?

Joaquin Phoenix can definitely act. He was excellent as Emperor Commodus. He sounds like he raises up this material. But there’s not much he can do about the fact that, like Spider-Man, The Joker has already been done to death.

I can’t wait to switch out all the horses for trains and all the trains for horses. Mods will make it a completely new experience.

The story is kids are being kids, ya turd.

“...and get the hell out of western Florida.”

“A stitch in time is a penny earned” - Yogi Berra, probably

Fuck you. “Nats” fan since 1993 here (figure it out). I’ve been waiting a long ass time to watch my favorite team advance in the playoffs.

A white woman walked into a Black man’s apartment while he was sitting on the couch eating ice cream watching TV in his underwear and shot him, and I am relieved that she was actually found guilty.

Waluigi belongs in a dumpster.

If hipster delight includes a ring and 3 straight NL titles in 5 years then hand me my fucking bong and Birkenstocks. This logic is why the franchise can get away w/ making their fans piss in horse troughs while charging $300 to sit on steel bleachers in 105 degree weather. Enjoy the NRA spots on commercial breaks…

Thank god he’s gone. Now maybe the Cubs can finally put together a string of winning seasons and win the World Series.

The quarterback was reportedly motivated by some “breathtaking” practices where Brown distinguished himself as someone “beyond anything Brady ever worked with.”

Here’s a novel concept for modern America: How about we accept that someone who does something nice at one point might have also done something bad at a different point. One act doesn’t void the other but it does create a more nuanced narrative.