don’t you have something expensive to destroy on camera to protest someone pulling ads after a Fox anchor does some Nazi shit?

So stop coming here. We won't miss you.

“Waaaaaaaaaaah! I’m a cuck pissbaby and can’t emotionally handle the slight inconvenience of someone having a different opinion than me!!!!”

Nobody is claiming that Mary Jane wasn’t a significant or recognizable role for her, they’re annoyed that she was rendered nameless as “Spider-Man’s girlfriend.” If the tweet had said, “...best known for playing Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man films,” this wouldn’t be a story.

This is like asking “What’s the stinkiest piece of shit ever to drop from a human butthole?” It’s impossible to answer.

I want to lodge a formal objection and nominate the Anderson tweet for Best Tweet Ever. Such a glorious unintentional self-roast needs to be preserved for future generations to appreciate.

Why do you do this?

*pushes up nerd glasses*

WADA is investigating how a competitor of his advanced age was able to pull off such a feat.  Rumors of rare candy abuse are coming to light.

Two Kevin Costner references in one comments section! I'm in heaven!

Dude got gold, frankincense and myrrh the day he was born. Talk about being born with a silver spoon...

$50K? This just validates that me and my friends should have started that christian “rock” band in college.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

The same one that put Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook on the map!

Doesn’t matter 

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Conversion therapy is super effective, ive met tons of hot dudes there.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

Jesus is a biblical figure. Troy and Greece had a war a long time ago. They aren’t related, but each carries its own historical significance. Saying “Jesus” is and has been for quite some time an expression of disapproving surprise, almost like “holy shit.” But one word instead of two. Referencing the Trojan war is…